Another *drops mic* moment-#mr.ford

Student: Mr. Ford, I cana aska you this question. How I can say this word: S-H-E-E-T?
Me:Oh..sheet.
Student: Oh...shit
Me: no. sheeet.
Student: NO shiiiiit.
Me:Try it in a sentence. I like the way this sheet feels. This sheet feels good.
Student:I like the ways this shit feels. Thisa shit feels so good.
Me:  :o...Ok, try another word. Say. 'cheat'
Student: 'shit'
Me: *drops mic*